| Rarity | Secret |
| Price | $600M or R$ 2,499 |
| Generates | $2.5M/s |
| Gender | Male |
| Ritual | No |
| Efficiency | 0.47% |
| Status | Obtainable |
| Obtained From | Brainrot Dealer |
Noo La Polizia is a Brainrot God rarity character in the game Steal a Brainrot. The character was first teased by the developer, Sammy, on November 6th, 2025, and was released with the introduction of the Brainrot Dealer on November 8th, 2025, at 3:00 PM EST.
Appearance
Noo La Polizia is a trio character that uses the same models as Los Nooo My Hotspotsitos, but redesigns them with police uniforms and accessories. Each of the three figures has a unique expression and is holding different items:
- The middle figure has a “:3” face and is holding an old smartphone that resembles a Nokia phone.
- The figure on the left is happy and holds a pair of handcuffs and a small baton.
- The figure on the right is distraught and holds a flashlight and a notebook.
Sound
Obtainment
There are three ways to obtain Noo La Polizia:
- Brainrot Dealer: It can be purchased from the Brainrot Dealer for $750,000,000 ($750M) when it appears in the random 30-minute stock rotation.
- Robux Purchase: It can be purchased directly at any time for 2,999 Robux.
- Stealing: As a core feature of the game, it can also be obtained by stealing it from another player.
Character Statistics
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Brainrot God |
| Type | Dealer / Robux |
| Gender | Male |
| Base Cost | $750,000,000 ($750M) or 2,999 Robux |
| Income per Second | $3,500,000 ($3.5M) |
| Efficiency | 0.47% |
| Event | Brainrot Dealer Release |
| Status | Obtainable |
Mutation Income Table
| Mutation | Multiplier | Income per Second | Income per Hour |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default | 1x | $3.5M | $12.6B |
| Gold | 1.25x | $4.3M | $15.7B |
| Diamond | 1.5x | $5.2M | $18.9B |
| Rainbow | 10x | $35.0M | $126.0B |
| Bloodrot | 2x | $7.0M | $25.2B |
| Celestial | 4x | $14.0M | $50.4B |
| Candy | 4x | $14.0M | $50.4B |
| Lava | 6x | $21.0M | $75.6B |
| Galaxy | 6x | $21.0M | $75.6B |
| YinYang | 7.5x | $26.2M | $94.5B |
Trivia
- This Brainrot was first teased by Sammy in the official Steal A Brainrot community server.
- It is based on the viral meme video where someone cries “Nooooo.. NOOOOO.. la polizia..” as a character is being arrested.
- It was one of three Brainrots teased on the same day, the others being Pirulitoita Bicicleteira and Cooki and Milki.
- Noo La Polizia and Los Tacoritas are the only two Taco-themed Brainrots that are obtainable outside of the Taco Truck, Admin Abuse events, or the Taco Lucky Block.
Strategies
Acquisition Strategies
The primary methods to acquire Noo La Polizia are to check the Brainrot Dealer every 30 minutes, purchase it directly with Robux, or steal it.
Security Strategy
As a Brainrot God, Noo La Polizia is a valuable target for theft. It is strongly recommended that any owner transfer it to a secure alternate account with two-factor authentication enabled to protect it from theft.
